Not that I dislike McDonalds, but things must be pretty bad in Moscow if people are willing to wait three hours for large fries.

Never date a woman you can hear ticking.

God's way of making separation with children easier was to invent adolescence.

Watch what you ask for you just might get it.

I want to take a break from everything, to find out if.....i'm still ALIVE!

If you still believe in magic, you're subject to enchantment.

My Japanese isn’t much better today, but at least now I appreciate my duality more than when I was a punk kid.

Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff for 50 cents. Cost a little more now, to look like crap.

Assign Yogi Berra to Cape Canaveral; he could handle any missile.

When I heard Coleman Hawkins, I learned to play ballads

We have a lot of rule changes. I am part of the competition committee. We spent a lot time evaluating the game, how do we make the game better for our fans.

The objective of education is learning, not teaching

Inactivity strikes us as intelligent behavior.