Never date a woman you can hear ticking.

Not that I dislike McDonalds, but things must be pretty bad in Moscow if people are willing to wait three hours for large fries.

God's way of making separation with children easier was to invent adolescence.

On Titan the molecules that have been raining down like manna from heaven for the last 4 billion years might still be there largely unaltered deep-frozen awaiting the chemists from Earth

The ultimate luxury is to reread: to revisit a book to see how time has treated it, how memory has distorted it, or how my own passing years have cast a new light on it.

If you stick to something doggedly, you are off to a bad start.

The United States is democratic because its people live in conformity. It is the perfect country for mice.

I know it's a lot of fun for you guys to write a lot of wacky things. Go ahead, if you want to. Get creative. But don't look too much into it.

Always dress to what is accurate to who and what you are.

Lighten grief with hopes of a brighter morrow; Temper joy, in fear of a change of fortune.

There is never a wrong time for a polka dot.

There is a window from one heart to another heart.