Not sure of my place in the world (still up for debate) and not sure what I wanted to do with my life (not really up for debate).

My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant.

You have to emote much more to get what you're trying to get across to come through a quarter inch of latex that's superglued to your face.

I don't think I should tell you what to do, nor should the government. As long as you enjoy your own personal liberties and don't infringe on the liberties of others, I don't care.

I feel fortunate. I've really gotten to work with amazing talented people, and to learn from them, which is why I'm doing this. If I can work with the best director I'm going to do it.

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.

As a fluke, my great-grandfather hit one of the largest oil reserves in California.

I think a primal role of a man in a relationship is to protect his woman.

I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.

I'm half Jewish, but no one believes me because my looks lean a little WASP-y... It's sometimes hard for me to get the roles I'm drawn to.

There were two auditions for The Social Network, one with Aaron Sorkin and one with David Fincher. I was a nervous wreck. I was like, Okay, how do I hold the paper without my hands making it shake?

Ther is nothing called a great quote, rather the one which makes your heart to take a dip in river Ganges.

but darling if he loved you, would he want to see you cry?

I just hated the law. I wasnt cut out for it. I couldnt imagine spending my life doing that, so I quit before I began.

The un-conscious distortion of the facts is almost harmless compared to the unconscious neglect of an animal's mental life until it verges on the unusual and marvelous.

The heart chakra is the central chakra.

The refusal to be committed and the attitude of indifference can in fact never be neutral.

Jesus is the ultimate solution to every human problem and the ultimate hope for all mankind.

I love working in Texas anywhere.

A good leader is always looking for people smarter and more experienced than they are. If you are the smartest one in the room, then you are stupid.

We should wipe two words from our vocabulary: gratitude and charity. In real life, help is given out of friendship, or it is not valued; it is received from the hand of friendship, or it is resented.