Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance.

I never really knew how to throw a football before.

Happiness is not a state of being. Happiness is a vector, it is movement.

Laws decide wich forms of oppression are allowed, Lord. And because of that, those laws are servants to those in power, for whom oppression is given as a right over those who have little or no power.

Moments spent alone make us realize the value of our own thoughts. Value your solitude.

Living upon a basis of unsatisfied demands we were in a state of continual disturbance and frustration. Therefore no peace was to be had unless we could find a means of reducing these demands.

Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don't feel like it.

I never have trouble keeping fact and invention straight.

Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.

We . . . exercise on earth the power of our Lord and seek with all our might to bring those sheep of His flock who are outside into the fold committed to our charge . . .

Persistent people are able to visualize the idea of light at the end of the tunnel when others can't see it

We are very puritan in America. We still hold true to these really antiquated values, this idea of the sanctity of marriage.