Not every corporation's idyllic.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The greater the fruit a trees bears, the greater the number of stones thrown at it.

Shadows of the world made shadows of the heart much deeper.

I began observing, making paintings of my surroundings, taking a vow of silence, listening, composing music, writing, and making time for formal education. Then I started telling stories.

If you want to be a good conversationalist, be a good listener. To be interesting, be interested.

I learned, when I look in the mirror and tell my story, that I should be myself and not peep whatever everybody is doing.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

I love the NFL. I don't have a team per se, but I'm into it.

Insolence is not logic; epithets are the arguments of malice.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

Thanks to men Of noble minds, is honorable meed.