No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

You can parody almost anything.

I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons.

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up."

The greatest treasures are invisible by the eye but found by the HEART. For where your treasure is, there your heart would also BE

If they had met on different grounds, he may have been able to help her. Now all he could do was hope they reached the end with as little blood shed as possible.

There is a difference between what technology enables and what historical business practices enable.

Paying tax is not a punishment. It's a responsibility.

Equality, therefore, becomes the criterion because we can handle all that in process, but we can't handle that as principle without infringing on freedom.

We must demand more not from each other, but more from ourselves

The world will never discover a person who is hiding in the crowd.

I have often observ'd the loudest Laughers to be the dullest Fellows in the Company.

Be. Nice. To. Each. Other!