Not after the big bust in '92, there's no big drug lifestyle anymore. I can't talk about it. Pretty ugly.

In life sometimes, in the universe, you have to close some doors to have others open.

Ninety-nine per cent of opening bands stink.

I can't take any more white boys noodling around on their guitars.

Now in a way, money is money, and if it's going to increase our audience, that's fine.

We sold a certain, steady amount of product for them and they could count on it. When it came time to ask for the money for this new record, they dropped us. It was fine with us. It was a dead fish.

I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.

I was never into smart college boy music.

I want to sound like Christopher Cross in another ten years, and be totally proud of it.

Know that I am extremely proud of all that is 'Ween.

We are going to put out a boxed set thing, but I don't want to do it yet. I want to wait until we're 45 and we're bitter and broke. Then, we'll put out the comprehensive Ween boxed set.

Humans want peace, not war. But, sometimes war is needed to establish peace!

If you write about a place, you need to be right about the place!

If you keep your mind sufficiently open people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.

Genres are like the surface of the ocean. There are waves and things moving, but you don't instantly see all the reefs and ecosystems that's happening beneath the surface.

If life really depends on each gene being as unique as it appears to be, then it is too unique to come into being by chance mutations.

Perhaps this very instant is your time.

Never let life's hardships disturb you. No one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages.

We're all worth the same When we turn off the light.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

Cunning is the art of concealing our own defects, and discovering other people's weaknesses.