I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.

In life sometimes, in the universe, you have to close some doors to have others open.

Ninety-nine per cent of opening bands stink.

I can't take any more white boys noodling around on their guitars.

Now in a way, money is money, and if it's going to increase our audience, that's fine.

We sold a certain, steady amount of product for them and they could count on it. When it came time to ask for the money for this new record, they dropped us. It was fine with us. It was a dead fish.

Not after the big bust in '92, there's no big drug lifestyle anymore. I can't talk about it. Pretty ugly.

I was never into smart college boy music.

I want to sound like Christopher Cross in another ten years, and be totally proud of it.

Know that I am extremely proud of all that is 'Ween.

We are going to put out a boxed set thing, but I don't want to do it yet. I want to wait until we're 45 and we're bitter and broke. Then, we'll put out the comprehensive Ween boxed set.

Suffering ceases to be suffering at the moment it finds a meaning, such as the meaning of scarifice

No one is only one thing, my dear.

Many young people are still driven to art, as in olden times. Most of them are driven by their parents, who know nothing about art—only that it exists.

We did not know there were other people besides the Indian until about one hundred winters ago, when some men with white faces came to our country.

I'm not reading currently because I'm getting revisions of a novel. If I read while I'm writing I will unconsciously plagiarize and go to jail.

You can't always relate to the big action things, but you can relate to small moments.

Perhaps, in the extravagance of youth, we give away our devotions easily and all but arbitrarily, on the mistaken assumption that we’ll always have more to give.

When I'm dead I don't want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive.

Friendship is full of dregs.

You can only see in others what is inside of you.