No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.

Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!

You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.

Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.

Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.

Good deeds must be rewarded by the system and crimes be punished - this is the essence of meritocracy.

Take away the pomp and circumstance, at the end of the day, only eternal things will be truly celebrated.

Women should have absolute access to capital.

Art is manipulation, the management of material, the directing of fate... Who does that directing?

If you seek to develop the mind fully, for the enlightenment process, you will benefit if your career is related to computer science, law, medicine, or the arts.

You haven't broken me Taker, you haven't broken me, I'm still standing.

I discover that my friends think only of my apparel, and those upon whom I have conferred acts of kindness prefer to remind me of my errors.

Marxists have more than once pointed out that the capitalist world economic system contains in itself the seeds of a general crisis and of warlike clashes.

The best ideas I've had in my life are those I saw in my sleep, in the early morning.

A person can find anything if he takes the time, that is, if he can afford to look. And while he's looking, he's free, and he finds things he never expected.