No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours.

Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence?

A surefire method of setting up regular communication with your kids is to get a job in an office which discourages personal phone calls. Your kids will then call you every hour on the hour.

to balance my own checkbook each month, I simply record whatever is necessary in the following manner: '37 cents to cover embezzlement by somebody at the bank.

Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your income by approximately a hundred dollars a month.

God is our Righteous Father.

[On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt.

For many years, my favorite director has been the Japanese giant Akira Kurosawa.

She was one of those, who, having, once begun, would be always in love.

I didn't care about the movies really. I was tall. I could talk. It was easy to do.

Only when a woman decides not to have children, can a woman live like a man. That's what I've done.

I also want to get out there in the world and do some acting and fashion and modeling.

Most of the things I read from journalists are, you know, a little bit simplified and easy.

Walk lightly on this #‎ planet and yet leave such a #‎ footprint that cannot be erased for thousands of years!

Almost any decent cook will make food by eye and taste. Virtually all of my family cooked that way.