New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in 'Pinocchio.'

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy.

The great thing about 'Allen Gregory' is that we try to make it really questionable that the things he says have happened, have really happened. We like that ambiguity.

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

I mean, being shot in slow motion doing cocaine by Martin Scorsese is, like, maybe every actor's dream. Nothing will compare to it. Except maybe having kids.

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

It is the duty of youths to war against indiscipline and corruption because they are the leaders of tomorrow.

They bright whiten all this sepulchre with powdered chloride of lime. It's a perfectly sanitary war.

The coward despairs.

Television has its opportunities. It allows you more hours; there's more demand, and it keeps you working. If you can do something innovating and fresh, it can be very rewarding.

Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

I don't talk people into the Kingdom, I listen them into it!

There have been many times when we have not run stories because we cannot get it verified.

All extremes does perfect reason flee, And wishes to be wise quite soberly.

We are fossils in the making.