Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

I doubt if ever one ceases to love, but one can cease to be in love as easily as one can outgrow an author one admired as a boy.

I pressed my dark issues to the back of my mind and smiled a slight untruthful happiness . . .

With Pearl Jam, everybody is so good at what they do, it's hard to get up the courage to say, 'Can I sing this part, ' or, 'I want to play guitar.'

Color is very much about atmosphere and emotion and the feel of a place.

This script was just so much smarter than usual and I'm just fascinated by human behavior.

My favorite thing is being able to travel around the world and perform for my fans. I think I've lost 80 percent of my hearing. I definitely have very loud fans.

What I will say is that Naz and I are not together just because we like to hang out. The purpose is finding someone that you can spend the rest of your life with, for me anyways.

True warriors are fierce because their training is fierce.

If I didnt choose art, I would have become an astronomer.