Never look a gift lion in the mouth.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Music, that is the science or the sense of proper modulation, is likewise given by God's generosity to mortals having rational souls in order to lead them to higher things.

For the truly faithful no miracle is necessary. For those who doubt no miracle is sufficient.

Love - is when you wish all the best to the people you love, when you put their interests and well-being above their own. Always.

Cuba wants to get rid of a dictator, and baseball needs a dictator.

The Western musical canon came about not merely by accumulation, but by opposition and subversion, both to the ruling powers on whom composers depended for their livelihoods and to other musics.

If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it's the NHL's fault

Unity without the gospel is a worthless unity; it is the very unity of hell.

The ANC is more important than the Constitution.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

I believe in discipline, so I'm not the right person to cry about weakness and things like this, but maybe I'm not human.