Never invest in a going concern until you know which way it is going.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

The right faith gives you power to live with questions you have no answers for.

as the determinants of high status keep shifting, so, too, naturally, will the triggers of status anxiety be altered.

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

If we are to judge of love by its consequences, it more nearly resembles hatred than friendship.

It's really hard as a screenwriter, you feel like you have a vision and then you turn it over to a director and you have to let it go.

I feel that as long as you keep running towards your dreams and wish, they'll come true one day. Hard work will not betray ourselves

When I am finished painting, I paint again for relaxation.

Mick Jagger has produced some great films and brought us stories about the music industry that have changed the way we think about how music is made.

I'm in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up with a concept for a late-night restaurant for people in Birmingham.

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman.