Never eat while doing something else, because you won't get the satisfaction from your food and you'll be more likely to overeat.

Never assume someone is smarter than you.

All I ever wanted to do was be able to pay my rent.

It doesn’t matter what anybody else thinks of your life. All that matters is what you think of it, and what you decide to make of it.

I'm always in my pajamas, unless I know for a fact that people are taking my picture.

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

I like to look nice, but I'm not marketing being beautiful.

I have the most beautiful daughter in the world and I'm grateful for her.

You cannot show people only the petals and not the thorns. It's not fair to them.

I realized that there are no certainties in life. You can't manipulate fate.

Faith, culture, structure and guidance are good things.

Reasoning with a drunkard is likeGoing under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man.

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.

You know full well as I do the value of sisters' affections: There is nothing like it in this world.

Au revoir, jewelled alligators and white hotels, hallucinatory forests, farewell.

I respect religion and will respect any religion.

Republicans prefer straight talk to politically correct talk!

The ultimate cause of human disease is the consequence of our transgression of the universal laws of life.

If I'm out in the country or something, I'm still spooked by snakes.

[My] goal as an artist is to create increasingly complex images with greater and greater clarity of form and intensity of vision.

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.