[N]o one's ever been able to show me any difference between democracy and brute force. It's just a majority ganging up on a minority with the minority giving in to avoid getting massacred.

This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs.

As a novelist, I have a somewhat higher soapbox to stand on than most people do when it comes to talking back to the merchants of fear.

Government is waging war against the people.

Beloved friends and comrades... the national Libertarian Party is dead.

Those who sell their liberty for security are understandable, if pitiable, creatures. Those who sell the liberty of others for wealth, power, or even a moments respite deserve only the end of a rope.

I'm tired of being lied to by government, by the media, and by every corporation I have anything to do with.

I'm tired of living in a police state.

Forget 'redeeming social value,' dirty pictures are fun. When I die I want my ashes sprinkled over a nudist camp.

The most dangerous and successful conspiracies take place in public, in plain sight, under the clear, bright light of day -- usually with TV cameras focused on them.

People in the mass media tend more and more every day to look and act like elected and appointed officials.

Staying for your children is noble. However, staying with someone that teaches your children that "selective" evilness is okay is mental illness.

How do i do this?

Thanksgiving is a sure index of spiritual health.

We see what we want to see, and observation conforms to hypothesis.

Where pity is, for pity makes the world Soft to the weak and noble for the strong.

The surest aid in combating the male's disease of self-contempt is to be loved by a clever woman.

All that a critic, as critic, can give poets is the deadly encouragement that never ceases to remind them of how heavy their inheritance is.

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

You always try to find the right style for the movie. That's the key.