My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.

No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.

Doubt is a lot like faith

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people.

If I have noticed anything over these 60 years on Wall Street, it is that people do not succeed in forecasting what's going to happen to the stock market.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

I was ten years old when my first Vogue cover sang me its siren call and dashed me against the treacherous rocks of fashion obsession.

I walk into a company office and I can tell often whether I'm gonna invest, as soon as I walk in.

True ideas lead us into useful verbal and conceptual quarters as well as directly up to useful sensible termini. They lead to consistency, stability and flowing human intercourse.