My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.

I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman.

I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.

I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

Boredom is a great motivator.

I grew up in a mostly Buddhist environment.

Thats when you know youve found somebody special. When you can just shut the f**k up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Change is usually preceded by some kind of drift.

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

It's taken me a long time to learn to accept the risks and just be willing to try it over and over again.

The greatest gift a parent can give a child is self-confidence.

The Bible is a supernatural book and can be understood only by supernatural aid.

In their sleep, both boys kept moving closer to me, and when I finally drifted off, there was one arm wrapped around my stomach and one hand intertwined with mine.

There is not eternal damnation, the only rewards and punishments are right here in this world.

Shall the day of parting be the day of gathering?And shall it be said that my eve was in truth my dawn?

If ever two were one then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife then thee.

I can't wait until the record label feels like it's time for my album to come out, and then just disappear.

And you know what it is? San Francisco a golden handcuff with the key thrown away.

Any time you throw pain at a Jackal without a clear present request, within a millisecond he'll jump in.

Whether your life is happy or not is your own choice.