My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I am still in the land of the dying

Culture does not make people. People make culture. if it is true that the full humanity of women is not our culture, then we can and must make it our culture.

You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.

I'll love you with all the madness in my soul.

I am extremely involved in the design process of both my brands, Winter Kate and House of Harlow 1960.

Nobody in Europe will be abandoned. Nobody in Europe will be excluded. Europe only succeeds if we work together.

The universe is listening, be careful what you say in it.

For me, Buddhism is a psychology and a philosophy that provides a means, upayas, for working with the mind.

You cannot possess all and everything. Whatsoever you possess will not give you contentment. The mind, the ego, will always feel unfulfilled.

If you think the ocean isn't important, imagine Earth without it. Mars comes to mind. No ocean, no life support system.