My nickname is Dickie Jukebox.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

No one is perfect... absolutely no one. Like precious stones, we have a few flaws, but why focus on that? Focus on what you like about yourself, and that will bring you happiness and peace.

Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

Once a generation there is a girl born who is destined to slay the vampires.

Whoever gives knowledge to a fool loses itAnd who keeps it from the deserving does wrong.

My parents are great listenersWhich is why I never tell them anything

If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.

Capitalists behave like capitalists wherever they are. They pursue the expansion of value through exploitation without regard to the social consequences.

If youre alive and breathing, you can still become everything God has created you to be.

I let go of all desire for the common good, and the good becomes as common as the grass.

Everyone is born sincere and dies deceivers.

you'd like the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That must be the most futile oath anyone ever swears.

Cross the street to avoid making aimless chitchat with random acquaintances.