My name is Kurt Schwitters... I am an artist and I nail my pictures together.

New things had to be made out of fragments.

My name is Schwitters, Kurt Schwitters... I'm a painter and I nail my pictures... I'd like to be accepted into the Dada Club

A game played with serious problems. That's what art is.

Everything an artist spits is art.

The picture is a self-sufficient work of art. It is not connected to anything outside.

The medium is as unimportant as I myself. Essential is only the forming.

Invest your money in Dada! Dada is the only savings bank that pays interest in the hereafter!

This is what is known as perspective, and it is a swindle.

Take lights and deform them as brutally as you can.

People don't get to our ages without having pasts. I'm more interested in the future.

You will face hard times in life. Sometimes they are supposed to come, sometimes not. Get through them no matter what, 'cause the good life is always on the other side.

Never scorn a woman. They get violent.

The first requirement of a sound body of law is, that it should correspond with the actual feelings and demands of the community, whether right or wrong.

The mirror is the tool of the one who wants to do a self-portrait. And if you want to make a photo you need a mirror.

Kill the head, the body will die.

Laws should be interpreted in a liberal sense so that their intention may be preserved.

The children of warriors in our country learn the grace and caution that come from a permanent sense of estrangement.

If you want to take it up a step and aim to become a competitive gymnast, you have to be mentally strong and prepared to take on the workload of going to the gym every day, rain or shine.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.