My name is James Guckert. Well, when you read it, it's always pronounced some other way.

I have always had an attorney on retainer, and now I believe I will have to put him to work.

I'd like to get back into journalism. I'm hoping someone will offer me a job as a commentator or one of those political analysts that you see on the news shows all the time.

I use a pseudonym, because my real name is very difficult to pronounce, to remember, and to spell. And many people who have been talking about me on television have yet to pronounce it correctly.

I answered their questions truthfully and honestly, but I would prefer not to say more. I assume the information was routed back and that is why I was not called to testify.

How are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?

My employer was never at any time aware of anything in my past beyond the writing I did, because, frankly, it isn't relevant to the job I was asked to do, which was to be a reporter.

I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is about as fancy as it gets with me.

Is there some truth out there? Yes. Is there a lot of falsehood out there? Absolutely.

I absolutely believe in Heaven and Hell. They're just like what the Bible says they are.

If I am a Republican shill, wouldn't you think I am the least amount of a threat to the president?

Nothing is fair in this world. You might as well get that straight right now

Your Karma is defined by your Actions plus your Intent. A seemingly incorrect action with a pure intent can potentially result in good Karma

A grave is such a quiet place.

We have committed the Golden Rule to memory; let us now commit it to life.

I don't ever worry about whether I'm being true to my country roots. My country roots were adopted. I never worry about what I can do and what I should do. I just do what I want to do.

Don't let them fool you with dope and cocaine, can't do you know harm to feel your own pain.

It's great that in the German language I've sold almost 30 million books. Isn't that amazing?

Tell me a story then...keep me occupied." "A story?...What makes you think I can tell a story?" "Insight," said the king, "Go on.

I'm the girl who still believes prince charming exists somewhere out there.

No injustice is done to someone who wants that thing done.