My heart, independent of my logic, had reserved a place for my tormentor and my solace.

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.

The important thing is not the size of your faith - it is the One behind your faith - God Himself.

Faith is not something you have to get. It's something that you, as a bornagain child of God, already have. Act on it by releasing it to God. That's when your healing starts!

Remember, only what you give can God multiply back. If you give nothing, and even if God were to multiply it, it would still be nothing!

Something GOOD is going to happen to you today.

God wants you well. God wants you prosperous. God wants you a whole person.

The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be. I think that's good motivation for getting out of bed joyfully each day.

Loving what you do is the secret to everything.

Another is, if you take money out of your left pocket and put it in your right pocket, you're no richer.

The rivers of Grace cannot flow uphill, up the steep cliff of the proud man's heart.

But I'm warning you, we're growing up.

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.

I am certain that I have been here as I am now a thousand times before, and I hope to return a thousand times.

Everyone has a side to them that's kind of unexplained and feels misunderstood.

No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it.

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

I got a feeling your statements are true but all they add up to is one big lie.