My hatred is diamond-hard.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.

God is the world's oldest philosopher

Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer.

When you have a clear idea of what your character is trying to accomplish, it makes it a lot easier to riff on things.

When it all comes down to it, it’s just me and her against the world. Always has been.

The function of ritual, as I understand it, is to give form to human life, not in the way of a mere surface arrangement, but in depth.

Art revolves around creating something that isn't there.

...you could have knocked me over with Michael Huffington's brain.

When it comes to Fashion Week, I think it's time to hit a refresh.

I suppose all we can really share with people is a taste for the same kinds of weather.