My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

If you build it, nerds will come.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

Till when will you struggle to make your place in this world? Open your eyes, you already have. Now go ahead and make use of it!

I'm not cruisin' this opportunity in time and space for you to like or dislike my 'get-down'

Taro taught me that people respect spirit, but even cowards don't respect cowards.

Moral wounds have this peculiarity - they may be hidden, but they never close; always painful, always ready to bleed when touched, they remain fresh and open in the heart.

The thing about acting is that it's fairly random. At the end of the day you take what drifts past you or what's given to you.

Though I was not a belligerent kid, I do not think I ever passed up a good opportunity to fight.

Confidence is one of the sexiest things.

IT'S PRETTY HARD for the Lord TO GUIDE YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE UP YOUR MIND WHICH WAY TO GO.

Who has choices need not choose. We must, who have none. We can love but what we lose-- What is gone is gone.

Criticism, as it was first instituted by Aristotle, was meant as a standard of judging well.