My dad liked how January went with Jones. My sisters' names are Jina and Jacey Jones.

I lived in a town of 400 until I was like nine or ten. My dad coached all the sports - he was a gym teacher and health teacher for grades K-12

I wanted to be a meteorologist. I wanted to be a marine biologist

It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

Why not show off if you've got something to show?

It's something I was very hesitant about, but we're the only mammals who don't ingest our own placentas. It's not witchcrafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

I have that thing in my stomach where I just need to keep striving for things. In my mind, I want the fairy tale

I've gotten to do a lot of weird stuff.

I prefer to remain mysterious and have people MAKE their own judgment calls about me than to always have to EXPLAIN who I am and what I’m about.

I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion once. For a Halloween Party. And everyone wasn't in costume, or if they were they were little bunnies or something, and I went as Michael Jackson.

Crows follow me wherever I go.

If perception is limited by experience and knowledge, what deems my actions “correct” or my thoughts as moral?

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

I often say to my assistants, "Never trust anybody," but what I mean is that you should never trust someone else to do a job exactly the way you would want it done.

Sometimes you get out from behind the wheel and let someone else step on the gas.

To close the eyes, and give a seemly comfort to the apparel of the dead, is poverty's holiest touch of nature.

It's the oldest question of all, George. Who can spy on the spies?

I was very fortunate and didn't personally encounter any bullies in school, however bullies exist in many ways in life.

Go do the right thing.

The passions are the same in every conflict, large or small.

Nelson Mandela and Malcolm X came out of prison stronger.