Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.

I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.

Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.

Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.

Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.

He's like a drug for you, Bella.

Phaedra looked across the water and her eyes met Lucian’s. Their needs came second. It came from the privilege of being tr

People in your life leave you a rhyme, On leaving they leave a new footprint in the Sands of Time.

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

I didn't tour Europe, because I didn't have any label support

Referendums are a democratic instrument, but so are decisions reached in a parliamentary democracy. I advise extreme caution when it comes to referendums. In Germany too.

I think people forget that bipartisanship is really the burden of the victor, not the loser.

War is an invention of the human mind. The human mind can invent peace with justice.

Those whom fortune has never favored are more joyful than those whom she has deserted.