Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover changing a nappy and throw up into it.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

To be a dad: Make peace with the fact that you will now be your partner's second favourite person in the world.

The imaginative is produced by the human mind as it tries to respond to something greater than itself, struggling to find images adequate to the reality.

Your life is nothing buy a reflection of your thoughts. Your life will only change when you change your thoughts.

I was sixteen, and I honestly believed I was due a love story.

Listening to the opinions of only those who seek to please you is like looking at yourself through a broken mirror

I have a close association with Gen. Petraeus... What you get in Dave Petraeus is a very unique officer, a combination of intelligence, extraordinary depth of knowledge and understanding.

Never ask age of a woman.

Curiously enough man's body and his mind appear to differ in their climatic adaptations.

When you're young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.

Taiwan is the Republic of China, the Republic of China is Taiwan.

I've always been into dressing and being stylish because I feel like that's where I gained a lot of my confidence and swag as a rapper, so fashion goes hand-in-hand with music to me.