Most of us try to do too much because we are secretly afraid we will not be able to do anything at all.

The best comedy on earth shows up when an immoral person talks about the morals!

Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.

Life is not about the people who act true to your face, It's about the people who remain true behind your back.

It is hard to die unmourned.

I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

If the poor rabbits knew I was selling their dead bodies for wine, they would be heartbroken.

One of the purposes of life, and selfishly what makes people happy, is building things that are impactful.

I tried body surfing once, but how often do you find a corpse?

Why do we always fight?” she whispered. “You know why.” Yeah, she did. “It’s science.” “Combustible chemistry,” he agreed. “Dangerous.

No matter what the award is, you put the right presenters on there, and that award becomes fun.