Most of the difficult things in golf are mental, not physical. Are subjective, not objective. Are the created phantasms of the mind, not the veritable realities of the course.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Golf is a game in which attitude of mind counts for incomparably more than mightiness of muscle.

There are more 'Don'ts' in golf than there are in any other avocation in life.

A man to whom a woman cannot look up, she cannot love. Yet, it is marvelous how a woman contrives to find something to look up to in a man.

Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie.

She leaned forward and whispered sensuously in his ear, 'I am Lilith and you are mine now - forever.

What a wonderful thing it is to have a good friend. He identifies your innermost desires and spares you the embarrassment of disclosing them to him yourself.

The mortal sickness of a mind too unhappy to be kind.

There is nothing in my life where I view myself as a 1920s person.

Generally, I end up being the one thrown against the wall, because Zach is the drummer. He's stronger than me.

I would happily storm hell in the company of these troops ... how strongly they have demonstrated to the world that free men and women can fight like the dickens.

I don't find the life in Hollywood all that meaningful or inspiring.

If you want peace, work for justice. If you want justice, defend life. If you want life, embrace truth.

To me, torture would be, "I can't think what to write in the next sentence. I'm stuck." Torture would be if you didn't have the next idea.

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.