Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.

Oh thee! Lets ignite the fire of love

When you seek through the light you may find what you want to see. When you seek within the dark you will find who you really are.

I don't have any type of sketch-comedy or stand-up background.

First of all, you needed a budget to do the video. The record companies would pick and choose who got videos.

I've always believed in a higher power. You can call it God, you can call it Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, Allah, I don't care. I really believe we are all a part of God.

Savory...that's a swell word. And Basil and Betel. Capsicum. Curry. All great. But Relish, now, Relish with a capital R. No argument, that' the best.

The Book of Mormon changes lives.

A garden is where you can find a whole spectrum of life, birth and death