Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Life is but a prayer.

The mole is an animal that digs passages searching for the sun. Sometimes he reaches the surface. When he looks at the sun he goes blind.

Wait for the idea. It may not come at first, but you must be patient, never doubting, waiting in faith. It will come.

Politically, of course, it's to the Right, but then the whole country is to the Right.

Books that do a tenth of what Left Behind has done are smashing successes.

To be no part of any body, is to be nothing.

The thirst of soul is sweeter than the wine of material things, and the fear of spirit is dearer than the security of the body.

I dream of a Digital India where 1.2 billion Connected Indians drive Innovation.

I've given up thinking - it keeps getting me into trouble.