Mind easily mesmerized when frightened.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Beauty and desire to possess have driven men mad for centuries.

The tattoo is there not because I believe there is something wrong with me. It's there to remind me that our flaws are our strengths

A photograph is a click away. A good photograph is a hundred clicks away and a better one, a thousand clicks away

Don't overdo the booze especially while flying - just because it's there doesn't mean you need to drink it. Everything in moderation.

Happiness is generous. It does not subsist on destruction.

Some people need a theology of an angry God to justify their anger against sinners.

My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Cincinnati days were pretty Kafkaesque.

We govern what the public think about.

All that happens to us, including our humiliations, our misfortunes, our embarrassments, all is given to us as raw material, as clay, so that we may shape our art.

Everybody who comes to the EU as a migrant is basically coming illegally.