Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.And that was only because he was laughing so hard.

But Grandmère is just like all those other women who go around wanting the same rights as men, but don’t want to call themselves feminists. Because that isn’t “feminine.

A prison becomes a home when you have the key.

One absolutely sure way to be fearless is to speak the truth at all time about everything.

I had a TV show called 'The Apprentice' and it's one of the most successful reality shows in the history of television. And now I'm doing something else.

Ego is impurity. Be selfless. Consecrate and dedicate your life to perfection.

To be a good artist / letterer / designer / guitar player it takes practice. A lot of it. More than you can even fathom when you're starting out.

I bow in reverence to the white cloud.

I wouldn't describe myself as a do-gooder. That's really more my wife. I'm kind of just the obsessed guy who's been writing and making movies since I was a little kid, just in a room and make it.

Humility is always a good thing. It's always a good thing to be humbled by circumstances so you can then come from a sincere place to try to deal with them.

To make independent films, you can't think about them too much, ponder on them too much, get overwhelmed by the enormity of it.

Light, seeking light, doth light of light beguile