Mexico will not be taking advantage of us. They will not be having open borders.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Nobody's going to hand you anything. You don't get what you don't go after.

I could have guessed it all along, cuz now some drama queen is gonna write a song for me

Professional reviewers read so many bad books in the course of duty that they get an unhealthy craving for arresting phrases.

There's no defense against stupidity.

Enforcement is the long overdue step to protect our Nation from external threats in a time of war. And then once we do that, we can effectively discuss a guest worker program.

Because I was never a 'where do you see yourself in five years' person. I had no idea, and I didn't have a checklist, which really creates a lot less stress in your life.

I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

Sorrow makes an ugly face odious.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.