Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life . . . the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.

Another school declares that all time has already transpired and that our life is only the crepuscular and no doubt falsified and mutilated memory or reflection of an irrecoverable process.

Every relationship will suffer to some degree without finding self-acceptance and treating yourself like your own best friend.

we are houses eaten by rivers because we do not know their smell.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

Joe gave me some more gravy.

Be fond of hearing rather than of talking.

You can be a model to the masses, but to go to the higher levels of influence, you have to work with individuals.

I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day.

The causes which destroyed the ancient republics were numerous; but in Rome, one principal cause was the vast inequality of fortunes.