Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.

I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with a blessed peace, as I did yesterday when I learned that Michael Angelo was dead.

Tout les jours you are coming some fresh game or other on me, mais vous ne pouvez pas play this savon dodge on me twice!

Human nature appears to be just the same, all over the world

Where is your water? Know your garden.

--And the good thing about feeling happy, you know, Valentin? ...It's that you think it's forever, that one's never ever going to feel unhappy again.

Those who enter through the back door can expect to be shown out through the window

The fabric of American empire ought to rest on the solid basis of THE CONSENT OF THE PEOPLE. The streams of national power ought to flow from that pure, original fountain of all legitimate authority.

I was a child actor in radio, and there's not many of us left.

I wish I could write while I'm on the road but it never works for me. I need to be sitting still.

If an abduction is reported, it is dealt with in the same way as a kidnap.

And sure, there's a universe where I made a bonehead call that blew the Super Bowl. But that's not my universe.

The anchors now made are contrived so as to sink into the ground as soon as they reach it, and to hold a great strain before they can be loosened or dislodged from their station.

Laws are the silent assessors of God.