Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

Don't talk. Kill it."That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

Don't drink too much.""When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop.""I'll have to get a shorter name.""I'll have to forget how to spell it.

Freedom is not doing what we want, but what we should.

The one who wins the argument is usually the one who acts less like Christ.

Maybe you’re smiling as I stumble to put my feelings into words. But I’m trying to do her justice, you know?

Typical reaction to scrutiny: attack and mock messenger and message, minimize the problem, hope attention dies down.

Unilateral tolerance in a world of intolerance is like unilateral disarmament in a world of armed camps: it regards hope as a better basis for policy than reality.

Our body is not made of iron. Our strength is not that of stone. Live and hope in the Lord, and let your service be according to reason.

We will never forget and we will not relent until our job is done.

By their own follies they perished, the fools.

Everyone starts strong. Success comes to those with unwavering commitment to be at the end.

Focusing on ourselves will never reveal our life's purpose.