Maybe you've got the patience to work out some complicated, long-term, ironic way to get back at the people who've wronged you, but that's you.

The truth is stranger than fiction . . . and often more incriminating.

When you can't tell the truth, tell *a* truth.

Beware of more powerful weapons. They often inflict as much damage to your soul as they do to you enemies.

He said a man should always have to work hard to win a woman's heart, because when he gets it, it's worth it, and he'll never take it for granted.

Some memories are presents that I'm unable to unwrap over and over.

It is not hard to live through a day, if you can live through a moment.

I act like a jerk sometimes.

My life has been given its orders: the seasons seize the soul and the body, and make mock of any dispersed effort. The hour of death is the only trespass

Take heart, and do not let disappointment or shame stop you from moving forward. The true outcome of life is only apparent at the very end.

Today the sort of thing for a guy in England growing up is that you have to suppress all your emotions. It's almost like you have to sit back and be cool.

A portrait is a painting with something wrong with the mouth.

There are 6.6 billion people on the planet today. With organic farming we could only feed four billion of them. Which two billion would volunteer to die?

Alone we are smart. Together we are brilliant.