Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet."

Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.

When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology.

Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature.

Data, data everywhere, but not a thought to think.

Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!

I think, therefore I laugh.

Innumeracy and pseudoscience are often associated, in part because of the ease with which mathematical certainty can be invoked, to bludgeon the innumerate into a dumb acquiescence.

Uncertainty would be the only certainty there's, and realizing how to stay with insecurity could be the only protection

The fashion pages have always baffled me. In my opinion, the articles appear to be full of gobbledygook as to make the astrology column seem factual by comparison.

I am a fading phantasmagoria. Time has left me in partial glory."--Fidelis O Mkparu

When you talk about rap you have to understand that rap is part of the Hip-Hop culture.

The most efficient way of rendering the poor harmless is to teach them to want to imitate the rich.

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.

Artists are often poignantly careless about making and keeping friends.

What do people mean when they talk about unhappiness? It is not so much unhappiness as impatience that from time to time possesses men, and then they choose to call themselves miserable.

Cyriack, whose Grandsire on the Royal Bench Of British Themis, with no mean applause Pronounced and in his volumes taught our Laws, Which others at their Bar so often wrench

When I look at myself in the mirror, I don't see the bad guy.

I am not interested in slickness for the sake of slickness.

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.