Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate.

She was sitting in a garden more beautiful than even her rampaging imagination could ever have conjured up, and she was being serenaded by trees.

I love the name of honor, more than I fear death.

I love being in my garden. I don't plant a lot of exotic flora, but I do spend a lot of time outside doing manual labour.

When you come off something really disappointing, you want to come back and kind of regroup and get involved in something positive right away.

I want to show that the dividing lines between sanity and mental illness have been drawn in the wrong place.

[Models] have the thinnest thighs, the shiniest hair and the coolest clothes, and they're the most physically insecure women probably on the planet.

As long as he had life, who deserved it so little, he would use it, wield it, and do whatever he could in its name, even if it was not, was never, enough

This is our moment. This is our destiny. It's a good destiny

I think all of the decisions I make about my life and writing are the preparation - what I choose to write about and the immersive nature of the lifestyle I choose for playwriting.

Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.