Many small businesses would rather face an angry barbarian horde than tackle their cash flow statement or price a new product.

Not a single person has died of boredom reading this book.

If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?

I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.

A desire and a goal not to be subservient to another or to be in charge of one’s life is a good thing to do.

Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Death's in the good-bye.

It is altogether as worthy of God and as much becoming Him to pardon and show mercy, in case of repentance and submission and reformation, as to punish, in case of impenitency and obstinacy.

When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons.

You have to create boundaries of space and then you have to create boundaries of time.

Accepting help is its own kind of strength.

We're going to see a very, very commercial kind of picture-making.

A government that says what it means, and means what it says.