Management is proving beyond a shadow of a doubt they don't have enough to do, " she murmured back. "So they've invented a new acronym.

Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking for yourself?

It was about a girl who helps an ugly old woman who turns out to be a good fairy in disguise. Inner values versus shallow appearances.

What's Management up to?" I whispered to Bennett."My guess is a new acronym, " he whispered. "Departmental Unification Management Business." He wrote down the ltters on his legal pad. "D.U.M.B.

Focus on your strengths, not your weaknesses.Focus on your character, not your reputation.Focus on your blessings, not your misfortunes.

Be kind. Be happy. Be free.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If for instance, in a board meeting, if you have an idea, it better be a good idea, or you're not going to get everybody's attention.

I feel that one species, mankind, doesn't have the right to exterminate

Wisdom comes from disillusionment.

We poor creatures are born for man's pleasure and amusement, and destined to go through endless sufferings and trials.

They say a blind hog will find the acorn one day.

I would never walk off any show.

People who watch morning television are elderly, infirm or emotionally immature.