Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Wrinkles are engraved smiles.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.

Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

He leaned back, appalled at himself. She was a ***damn dose of truth serum. Things were falling out of his mouth as though his ability to sensor had short-circuited.

I’m Power Because LOVE is Power.

Without taking the risk of falling, no one can learn how to walk.

It is a sound like loneliness—enough to let you know you’re there, but not enough to fill you with life.

You don't think it was because a white man wrote it, a black man wrote it, a green man wrote it. What-doesn't make a difference!

Every one of our congressional offices, every day, is under attack.

A musical profit outweighs a financial loss.

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids

Racism? But isn't it only a form of misanthropy?

All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men; and in this respect artists might well be regarded as man multiplied by two. So it is, was, and shall be.