Love! What is love? It's nothing. It's just a word. It doesn't exist. Only pleasure is important.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Successful leaders leaders lead with passion and compassion.

The Professor gripped his axe, having pulled it, with some difficulty, from the boy's head.

A machine is more blameless, more sinless even than any animal. It has no intentions whatsoever but our own.

The sonatas of Mozart are unique; they are too easy for children, and too difficult for artists.

Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.

Reality is created by the mind, we can change our reality by changing our mind.

Honey, I don't care, I ain't in love with your hair, and if it all fell out I'd love you anyway.

You can't understand it until you experience the simple joy of the first time your son points at a seagull and says 'Duck!'

I worry about the men of your time, Grace. They all seem to be great fools. (Julian)

Words are much better at relating emotions and thoughts.