Like all stories of creators who bring life from the dead, his story began with a struggling butcher, who chased a gray cat, caught it, took off its studded collar, and slit its throat.

I don’t know what they are called, the spaces between seconds– but I think of you always in those intervals.

Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh.

I am gone tomorrow. And there and gone again by the time you read this.

The inability to delegate is one of the biggest problems I see with managers at all levels

Let me tell you this, if I had wanted to have a library of audio and videotapes of Bill Clinton, I could have had that. And after I was accused of being a liar, I wished that I had of.

Traveling makes a vacation lose all appeal. You would never want to take the family to a European city. You travel a lot, but it's a job.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

There may be many things wrong with the United States but only a blind fool who hasn't been paying attention for the last twenty years would hold up Europe as the alternative.

I worked also, doing things such as our paper route and, later on, waitressing.

I got hit in the face with a gun. I'm not very fragile at all. It makes me think maybe things would be easier if I were terribly frail and fragile somehow.

The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.

Caesar is not above the grammarians.

In this climate - with belief in guardian angels and creationism becoming commonplace - making fun of religion is as risky as burning a flag in an American Legion hall.