Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

When once the Heart is awakened, every single moment 'in-time' is a treasure to beheld

Every journey has a destination, known or unknown.

Uniqueness is everywhere, & inside you, search for it or for someone who find it in you.

The perversion of the mind is only possible when those who should be heard in its defence are silent.

As I keep saying, fiction is truth. I think fiction is the truest thing there ever was.

If Mr. Trump wants to work with us to make sure that trade works for the American worker, not just CEOs of corporate America, you have got a partner, partner.

I think the growth of the brain is a slow process. But you do change and the more you accept change and embrace change, the better.

Honestly if men are given a choice, we'll choose everything.

Yes, but either way, shamed or not, I shall be Queen of England, and this is the last time you will sit in my presence.

What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for people who asked such questions?