Life is short, God's way of encouraging a bit of focus.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

My wifey is my lifey.

Books read in a public library never have the same flavour as books read in the attic or the kitchen.

A gentleman is never in a hurry.

My father has been a rock for me every since.

Will, pure will, without the troubles and complexities of intellect - how happy! how free!

In case you never noticed, the path you never chose has chosen you.

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?

God commands you to pray, but forbids you to worry.

We know there are lots of leaks everywhere. There's nothing we can do about that, except not leak ourselves.

Children are human beings to whom respect is due, superior to us by reason of their innocence and of the greater possibilities of their future.