Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair.

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Every time you build a golf course, it’s not a golf course when you get there. You have to improvise.

I've been trying to get Mr. Finchem to lengthen 5 and 7 and 14 and 18 - and he's being a mule.

Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman.

Connecting people with people, people with nature, and people with the earth.

How flat all sounds are at the seaside, flat and yet emphatic, like the sound of gunshots heard at a distance.

You act like the sorcerers are invading the continent for the sole joy of hunting me down and lobbing me off of tall objects.

Elvis is my religion. But for him, I'd be selling encyclopedias right now.

The great white city of brotherhood, Washington.

Success is a process that continues, not a status that you reach. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

The time when most of you should withdraw into yourself is when you are forced to be in a crowd.

I'd rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves. I'm proud of my body.

Out in the sun, some painters are lined up. The first is copying nature, the second is copying the first, the third is copying the second... You see the sequence.