Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

I think before I act---and then think again. I am not entirely a coward, but I do not lose myself in action as you do.

What I am I wished to be, and what I wished to be I am.

I feel that when I shoot anything, and I have something beautiful, I just move on.

When every asana is multi-petaled, why do you make it single petaled?

Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white guy.

I just love math and most people don't.

An all encompassing uncertainty on the part of any person is either a sign of utter stupidity or extreme intelligence. Only the not so dumb, or the not so smart, are ever certain about anything.

Only when you are absolutely devoted to what you do, can you produce something significant in the world.

Your mind will never lose anything forever that's worth keeping.

In fact, Capitalism has a vested interest in creating new wants and making people unhappy until they acquire the next good.